Я все таки запощу это))

[Malice Grotesque Land]

alice: A fairy godmother comes to visit. She tells you she's gonna give you a penis....you can only get it for 24 hours, and then it disappears. What do you do with that penis for 24 hours?
shane: I would pee standing up on every bush I could find.
jenny: You wouldn't try to fuck a lot of girls?
shane: I don't need a dick to do that.


"I follow the heart, not the anatomy."


"I'd fuck myself, but I wouldn't date myself."


carmen: I know how hard you work to keep yourself at a distance from everyone else on the planet, but it's not working for you anymore.
shane: It's working fine.
carmen: No, it's not, because of this. (puts shane's hand on her heart, then puts her hand on shane's heart) Okay? Do you feel this? Most people don't have this. This is rare.

"You're beautiful,
and I like you a lot,
but
I like a lot of people."


You know...my entire life, people have said that...I would become a psychopath if I don't learn how to feel. But I wanna know what the fuck is so great about feeling? Because I finally let myself. And I feel like my heart's been completely ripped out.

Марису немножко сдвинулась. Ровно на пять букв.
Идеальная девушка *________*






Сейчас нагрянет Полина с ее фемками, а мы ее граблей по незаметности чаем с плюшками напоим!^^
Аееее, Марису, аеее)

@темы: (c), ты хочешь секса

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[Госпожа Удача.]

Fem is love!
ладно, ладно, Шейн тоже лапочка.